The Lusty Vegan: The Four-Legged C*ck Block

"What'cha guys doing up there?"

We’re stealing away to fellate in the bathroom or having hushed, rushed, bottom lip biting sessions because our parents are sleeping down the hall. Except it’s not our parents, it’s our dog.
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The Lusty Vegan: What to Do When You Don’t Like Your Partner’s Friends

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“I love you, but your friends suck.” Ouch. A discrepancy in social circles can really hinder a healthy relationship and act as a point of contention between the two of you, and your friends. Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: What Are Your Top Tips for Vegan-On-Omni Relationships?

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Hey, all. Bossaroo Ayinde and I are gearing up to announce a really exciting project. Before we do, I am compiling some info to be featured in said soon-to-be-announced project, and I need help from you! Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: Deconstructing the “In-Between” Dating Stage

That's one way to wait by the phone... (Photo by Anthony de Schoolmeester)

The one thing I really loathed about singledom was the whole “in-between” stage of casual dating. You know, the swampy ground that begins after the third date and haunts you until you’re forced to have an uncomfortable conversation that usually begins with “So…what are we?” The relationship pre-ejaculate, if you will. It’s not as exciting as the real thing, but still a necessary stepping stone…
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The Lusty Vegan: Spend Time Not Money on Your Valentine

Is this normal?

Valentine’s day is the cilantro of the American holiday circuit …you either love it, or it leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Continue reading

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The Lusty Vegan: What to Do When Your Partner is Depressed

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Ah, depression, you miserable bitch. Anyone who has ever suffered from this condition knows it can be dark, cold, and hopeless. But what happens when it’s not you who is down, but your partner? Continue reading

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